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    The Freewalkers Guide to the Milford Track: Day Three: I hate this place, Part 3

    At some early point in my wilderness career, I had been forced to watch a video about wilderness safety. The film’s name was The Eiger Sanction, and its lead role was played by some cowboy named Clint Eastwood. It was an excellent lesson about what not to do when ice climbing. The second video I was forced to view did happen to be about wilderness first aid, and had been filmed with the worst acting ever. Fortunately, my impressionable mind learned a lot of important things from the video. Unfortunately, I ended up seeing the second video, or a similar video, several thousand times ad naseum as I eventually ended up teaching some wilderness safety courses to new impressionable minds.

    One of the subjects the video covered was hypothermia. I had also seen plenty of cases of hypothermia and its effects when I worked at Yosemite National Park. As I checked my gear, avoided mouse poop, and watched my wife, alarms were going off in my head. My wife and I were wet. Some of the interior moisture was self-inflicted: we had sweated as we came up the grade to the pass. Most of the moisture, however, was from the raging rain and sleet. I was mostly dry, thanks to the quality of my gear and less base layers. As my wife was much wetter than I was, I helped her change into some dry layers on her torso, even though both of us knew that they would probably get wet when we went back outside. As she gingerly moved around after changing clothes and stared at the walls numbly, I could tell something was wrong. I knew that the change of clothes, combined with the cold environment, and the lack of movement had caused her temperature to plummet dramatically.

    It was a horrible position to be in. I knew that she wanted to rest in the hut for about thirty minutes after trekking uphill for two hours. That was an impossible dream. She was already shivering; almost uncontrollably. I knew that with the emergency blankets, gas ring, and equipment that I had, I could most likely get her core temperature up if we stayed. However, I had no way to dry her soaked clothes. Moreover, the storm was not scheduled to pass for several days. If we stayed, I knew that I would be placing both of us in danger and in need of a likely rescue.

    I knew that she would generate more heat walking, and that once we cleared the pass and once again began to head down, the temperature would rise, and the wind would subside, easing the burden on her body. It was somewhat of a risky call, because if I was wrong, I would place us on the trail in foul conditions with no appreciable shelter. Having seen many classic cases of hypothermia in real life like hers on the job and off, I liked our chances much better if we set out immediately. I wished we could have set out five minutes before. It would have been even better if there had been a way to change her wet clothes without getting naked; but that was impossible. I gave her some chocolate to help raise her body temperature, and helped her finish getting dressed. After that, I could do or say nothing else but lift her pack back onto her shoulders, and take the lead as we headed back into the elements.

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    HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. I thought I was the only one who saw that movie at an impressionable age as you put it!!! Man, that is hilarious! I saw that movie, and I was like "I want to do that!" Which was probably not what the movie was for, but wow. Anyhow, that's where it all began for me - the Eiger Sanction back a long time ago. Very funny that you would bring that up. Small world, or something, I guess. Anyhow, just wanted to point out that that brought a smile and a memory to my face.
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermreiger
    Ha, I knew that would be a problem at some point. And you're right. Any instructional video is god-awful.
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterderektheclimber
    Hate to break it to you guys, especially the first poster, but Clint Eastwood was never in any rockclimbing movies. You must be thinking of someone else.
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterlora_seuss
    Au contraire: see this link

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072926/

    -D
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDunbar
    Better yet, check this link, its got Dirty Harry swinging that Ice Ax!

    http://www.amazon.com/Eiger-Sanction-Jean-Pierre-Bernard/dp/6300182509
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterfilm_martin
    I dont think that the movie has had this much publicity in oh, thirty years!:) Because I like films, and I've never even heard of it.
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdanemink
    Wow, I didn't know eastwood was directing flims back then. I'll have to check it out!!!
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenter(flamefacotyr)
    Alright, I stand corrected.:) Let it be said that I'm a gracious loser!
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterlora_seuss
    Very gracious. But I must caution people that haven't seen the film that the acting is ah, uneven, and the plot, well, thin in places. But other than that, watch on!
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermreiger
    A Clint Eastwood movie with bad acting? Say it ain't so! I don't even think he "acted" in High Plains Drifter or a Fistful of Dollars. That was just him being sullen! :)
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterguiness_guy290
    Bad acting? I beg to differ, and don't mess with me, because "I'm carrying a .357 magnum, the most powerful handgun known to man...so what you're gonna have to ask yourself punk, is, are you feeling lucky? Well, are ya????"
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterEastwoodmaniac!
    Groans! (Rolls eyes). States with exasperated tone "Boys!"

    ;)
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercanadia!
    Oh yeah! That's how an ice axe is to be used - Tarzan style! Love that pic!
    January 4, 2007 | Unregistered Commenter#98rope
    Clint Eastwood in a rockclimbing flic? That sounds AWFUL!
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commentertalula
    Can't be any worse than Cliffhanger;)
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commentermudcat
    Hey! I liked cliffhanger!
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdazyhaze
    Pul-eeze!!! That movie was pure cheese, and between the bad "acting" of John Lithgow and Sly, it was totally ludicrious!!! Clint is way better than the two of their performances, although I have never seen the Eiger Sanction myself.
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercaptainfever
    This begs the question: has there ever been a good climbing movie that is mainstream(no I don't want a bunch of replies regarding docs or indies, thanks!)
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterK.b.b
    Probably not.

    But funny thing to think of: picture Block, or Hollywood this weekend:

    "No, were out of copies of the Eiger Sanction. And, ma'am/sir, why has there been a sudden spike in interest?"
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commentervicmeltraw
    LOL. So true, so true. I actually want to see the movie now after reading the links, posts, and article. Assasins rockclimbing - hot stuff!
    January 5, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterchandoro

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